Sometimes the most interesting things happen to other people. And sometimes things happen to other people that are far more interesting once you've hyperbolised the snot out of it! This is the latter:
A Second Hand Story - Tales from the Barwench
"The Adventures of Lord Gorgous and his Tiny Nuts"
Lord Gorgeous: Barwench! Where are my nuts?
Barwench: *stares blankly*
Barwench: *slides a bowl of mixed nuts towards needy patron*
Lord Gorgeous: I won’t pay for these! Find me smaller nuts!
Barwench: *stares blankly*
Barwench: They only come in one size, Sir.
Lord Gorgeous: Damnit, I said I need smaller nuts!
Barwench: *headdesk*
A Second Hand Story - Tales from the Barwench
"The Adventures of Lord Gorgous and his Tiny Nuts"
Lord Gorgeous: Barwench! Where are my nuts?
Barwench: *stares blankly*
Barwench: *slides a bowl of mixed nuts towards needy patron*
Lord Gorgeous: I won’t pay for these! Find me smaller nuts!
Barwench: *stares blankly*
Barwench: They only come in one size, Sir.
Lord Gorgeous: Damnit, I said I need smaller nuts!
Barwench: *headdesk*
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