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Tea Quest: Birthday Cake

4/16/2017

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My quest continues, and next on the list is the fan-favourite Birthday Cake. It sounded fun, is well-received by David's followers, and honestly does smell like cake through the packaging. I was pretty excited about this one. ​
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Well, I can say this much: it does taste like a delicious cupcake...
... that was then placed inside a jumbo fish tank, of which the water was ladled out and then consumed by me from my little mug. I can tell that it was once a delicious cupcake. Now, however, it is watered down mush. 

I don't care what kind of diet you are on, the combination is always cake and ice cream, not cake and a gallon of water. 

Did I hate it? No. I would definitely take this over the gag-worthy ice tea that I keep accidentally ordering at American food chains, but that doesn't mean that I enjoyed it. I drank about half of my cup before abandoning it. 

Birthday Cake Verdict: Pass. If you served it to me, I could finish my cup out of politeness, but it's not something I will be ordering of my own free will. 

I'm sure that if you are someone who actually likes tea in general, this one is scrumdiddilyumpcious. I am not that person. This is not my cup of tea.
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