What? Oh? Matt wrote a novel? Yes, he did! Can't tell you anything about it, not because it's top secret, it's just I haven't read beyond the first chapter when he was first writing it several years ago. I've been promised that it's changed since then so I can't even give you a much detail as to what it actually is. All I know is that it involves cops, murders, a mid-life crisis, copious amounts of sex, and something about a garden gnome. If I discover that the sex includes the garden gnome, I may delete this post and pretend that I know nothing about it.
...and now part of me is wondering how to incorporate a garden gnome Magnus Flyte style*...
*If you're dying to understand that reference, pay attention to our (Curious Endeavourances') up-coming bookclub posts. We're going to be giving Magnus Flyte an award for the creative (albeit sometimes gravity-defying) uses of status. Yeah, it's a worth a read ;)